April 12, 2010

Mr. Poopie's Alias

Of all the aliases Mr. Poopie has chosen to introduce himself to my 2YO such as . . .

1. "Meatballs!"
2. "A Sea Horse!"
3. "Two Fireflies!"
4. "Three monkeys!"
5. "One Banana!"
6. "A Raisin!"
7. "A Mermaid!"
8. "Peanut Butter!"
9. (oh, how could I almost forget this one) "Finger paint!"

I NEVER thought he would trick her into thinking he was . . .

10. "A DIAMOND!"

My thoughts upon hearing this:

1.) Not just anyone can say they poop diamonds.
2.) I guess she is a true princess at heart.
3.) Would this be an appropriate thing to share in a preschool interview?


That naïve ability in the eyes of a child to look at the detestable, see it sparkle, and call it beautiful, now that is something I admire. What words does your little one use to describe their "diamonds"?

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Posted by Laura

3 comments:

Cindy said...

Okay, this one, really funny! Why is poop soo funny! Diamonds huh, well you guys will be rich now (in poo that is!!)

Melodramommy said...

lol, Cindy. Yes, we will be rich. So if you ever need a loan, let me know. Just be forewarned, this currency reeks!

JDaniel4's Mom said...

Stopping from the party! My life if a lot like yours. My son was the champion back pooper. Ususally it happened in the church nursery. He went home in different outfits alot.